Captain Longfellow CostumeProduct # FO64232
- Pants w/ attached boot tops
- Exceptional manhood
He doesn't even need a sword because he's already very well-armed! The Captain Longfellow costume is an adult humor costume for men who have nothing to hide. The polyester brown jacket has gold buttons and accents down the front. The black cuffs have white accents on the ends of the sleeves. The jacket also has a black collar. The front of the jacket only opens up to the waist, but it velcros in back. The tricorn hat has the same pattern as the jacket and black ties on the inside. The black belt has gold fringe and says "Captain John Longfellow." It ties around back and also has extra red-black striped pieces that hang loosely. The pants have vertical red and black stripes and an elastic waistband. They also have attached black boot covers with elastic bands underneath. Finally, this costume includes a soft, flesh-colored "exceptional manhood" piece measuring a massive 19" long. It includes white elastic straps so you can wear it comfortably under the jacket. Become a well-endowed pirate this Halloween and leave all the ladies speechless.